Physics Lessons at Home

Relativity:  Six weeks is a very short time when you are taking a break from work.

Law of Conservation of Stress: The total stress you can handle is a constant. If you are not working ,it simply redistributes to fill the fewer responsibilities you have.

Newton’s Law of Heating : The rate at which conversations with yist2_438134-cartoon-explosions (1)our teenager heat up is directly proportional to the number of hours you have to meddle in her business.

Einstein’s law for rockers: The appearance of Hair is a subject of serious conversation. The importance of Hair can be derived as H= m*C^2, (where m is the amount of music played at home, and C = is the age of the rocker, capped at 19).

Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle: The momentum to do yoga, go the gym etc becomes immeasurable once your position on the couch is fixed.

Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility [ Yes, that is not Physics, I am just making sure you are paying attention]: Other things being equal, your incremental utility to your family decreases wih the duration of your break. When it reaches zero, they will ask you to restart work -Away from home.

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